butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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