what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
this just has baby written all over it
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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