i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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