I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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