Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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