you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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