she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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