Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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