sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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