well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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