Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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