My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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