i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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