She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
