Grow some girl-balls and come out already
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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