Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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