guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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