I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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