Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
