He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
she woke up with a sticky ear
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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