i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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