But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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