I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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