just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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