The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
