just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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