i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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