just tell him i said nine months
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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