So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
we're making bets on your personal life
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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