I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Is it penis luge time yet?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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