did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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