Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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