i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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