plz talk dirty to me
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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