I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
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guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know