Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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