I'm lost and stupid without you.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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