Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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