I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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