her vagine was all disorganized.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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