And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
We had sex on a dog bed..
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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