My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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