Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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