how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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