redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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