He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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