You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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