He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It all started with a game of naked twister.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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