over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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