The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I believe in your delicious
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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