Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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