I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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