you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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