having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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