so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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this hospital has no fireball
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize