It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
